Misc SMS

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue
Phir Bhi No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi
INDIA Ki Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh rahi hai...
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Tum haste raho,nachte raho,
muskurate raho,khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
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Luga dhune Dhobi,
Tarkari khane Kobi,
Jo SMS pathaudeina
U sansar ko sabei bhanda lobhi.
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
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Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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